Tuesday, December 14, 2004

Taking the piste

This has been a strange week.

I discovered on Thursday that there is a gay porn film called “Shaving Ryan’s Privates”.

I discovered on Friday that although Bush is clearly an egregious buffoon and his malversation-ridden presidency is unforgivable, Fahrenheit 9/11 really wasn’t a very good film.

I discovered on Saturday that aborning is an actual word.

I discovered on Sunday that although I thought I was jaded, the Simpsons can still make me laugh a lot: Homer: “Good news, Marge! I’ve learnt how to walk naked on stilts!”

I discovered on Monday that people I actually know have bought this book and this book for their loved ones' Christmas stockings.

I discovered today that people in my office are weird. We just got this email: “A pair of Ski boot clips and Ski trousers have been found. Please contact Office Services on x23222 to claim.”

2 comments:

Blog ho said...

was the movie good? more importantly, who was in it? I love pron names. I'll have mine legally changed to Cliff Biggernuts....some day.

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