They say that there is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness”. So I will try not to get too carried away with re-publishing amusing small ads.
Some are just irresistible though… This time brought to you care of the Framley Examiner, a publication which our old mucker “Mad” Stu (who is nothing if not tall) drew to my attention, many moons ago.
Check out such classics as:
Cock like a telegraph pole, shoulders like an otter. Is this you? Box FE8951
North Sockford, good-looking professional male, 34, WLTM genuinely caring lady who will not swallow my heart whole and then shit it out onto a raging bonfire of spite. Box FE8411
Met at Paul Weller gig. I flirted. You sang and played acoustic version of “That’s Entertainment”. Who were you mystery man? Box FE8799
Private dancer, dancer for money, WLTM any other squaddies from the 24th Framley Fusiliers for fun, friendship, maybe war. Box FE9891
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