Dariush Dianato R.I.P

My husband is marvellous

Me:  "Did you manage to get to the post office to pick up that package?"

Him:  "Yeah, I went to the post office but it said on the box 'beauty products' and you don't need no damn beauty products."

Me: "Awww, you are so sweet!"

Him: "So I left it there."

Sunday evening